Have You Heard?

 

I heard the Wildlife Department was stocking mountain lions across the state to control the deer populations. It that true?

Never have, never will.

I saw on the news a reported sighting of a Sasquatch (big Foot) type of creature in southeast Oklahoma. Does the Department have any evidence that a Big Foot Exists?
 

The Department has no physical evidence, nor have we seen any evidence collected to indicate that one of these animals exist.